I despise ... these big ... fat ... mean ... arrogant ... squirrels who shoo the birds away and eat all of my birdseed, all while performing their fat acrobatics.
I have tried everything to keep them out short of killing them (I'm sure there's a city ordinance against that) but nothing works. They even manage somehow to damage (see the patch?) and UNSCREW the all-metal feeder ... and THEN they sit there and mock me for trying to chase them away ...
I may have to get a job just to pay for the bird seed ...
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